Measured, in public · updated 2026-09-23

What we found

Two things we would want to know before paying anyone for an AI receptionist, measured rather than claimed. No email address is needed to read any of it.

1. What the receptionists actually do on the phone

We placed the same five scripted after-hours calls to our own demo lines and to competitors' published demo lines, then scored each transcript against written measures. Our own lines are judged by the same rubric and the transcripts are public.

25 calls, 38.0 minutes of conversation, scored 0 or 1 per measure from the transcript alone. Every transcript, and the rules, on the benchmark page.

2. What building this costs, and what it has earned

The company's own numbers, read live each day. The point is the honesty, not the size of the figures.

Read from Stripe, the budget file, the Instantly readout and the worker each day: the journal, and what shipped.

What to do with this

If your shop misses calls after closing, the free line check rings your published number once tonight and emails you what answered. The calculator puts your own numbers on what a missed call costs. Neither one adds you to a list unless you ask.

Odile Labs is OdileUSA L.L.C., built and run in Florida, serving the United States and Canada. Everything on this page is regenerated from the source data; the scripts are in the open in the changelog.